STATE OF CONTRA - 3 : Finance 101

Seriously, people should learn how to get a loan from Vijay Mallya. Hats of to you man. Not just because you ran away money that actually belong to poor people of the country, but because of the way you got away with it so coolly. If it was some poor farmer who had pledged his property, the banks would have jumped on him like a pride of lions attacking a deer. Mercilessly throwing him out of his livelihood all because of a failed monsoon or something which he couldn't control. And Mallya, the banks are trying to find him, to get him answerable to court, no hooliganism, no acquiring of property, no freeze. I personally like to ask Mallya how he got the bloody loans in the first place. I can't even get a loan for 1 million, without giving security for at least 10 million. Also, don't forget all those legal documents one has to submit. oh my god. Pheww.. But, not Mallya. He just asked and they gave him the 9000 crore just like that. I am impressed.
The funny thing is now he is actually deciding the terms of how he is going to give the money back. WOW.
And to make the matters still hilarious, the RBI and Supreme court is having a tug of war to whether disclose the names of the other major defaulters. It is said that SC was stunned on seeing the list and amount of money they owe. If you have to blow the mind of an SC jury, I guess it should be a really HUGE amount of money. And we have a Govt. crying India needs investment. Dude, just get back these loans, there will be enough money to lend to all farmers and entrepreneurs to Make for India.